Smithereens

Brother Eric and I read a book to our sister Laurie..

A child’s vocabulary expands rapidly from their first words.  By hearing and imitating the people around them, the newly learned verbalizations are added to their communication toolbox.  And when we are taught to read in first and second grade, an incredible source of new words is unleashed.  

My younger brother Eric was entering this explosive period of increasing literacy and had learned a new word: “smithereens”.  I don’t know how he encountered it, whether he heard it in some educational setting, say a classroom movie that described some explosive event (“blown to smithereens”), or if his evening reading sessions (which permitted us to extend our bedtimes) had introduced the word to him.  In any event, he was truly enamored with it, perhaps because it conveyed something powerful.

Eric would work this new favorite word into his day-to-day conversations with everyone, which was basically his classmates and his family.  I don’t know how he used it in class, but at home we were informed about how Mom had cut the apple to smithereens, and how his beachball was squashed to smithereens when he deflated it.  He made other frequent uses indicating that he didn’t really know its exact meaning.  Some of us got tired of his overuse of the word, and tried to explain what it meant.  Despite our discouragements, Eric continued his enthusiasm for it.

Eventually, an event occurred that is probably familiar to every household and kitchen.  A glass container is knocked off the counter by some accident, perhaps a cat inspecting a milk bottle.  Whatever caused it in our kitchen, there was an enormous crash as the milk bottle hit the floor and broke into many shards of glass.

We were all jolted by surprise of course, but after the initial reaction, my mother seized the teaching moment and explained, “Yes Eric, those are smithereens!” 


AI Overview

“Smithereens” means small, broken pieces or fragments, and is most often used in the phrase “to blow/smash something to smithereens,” which means to destroy it completely. The word likely originates from the Irish word smidirín, meaning a small bit or fragment. 

See also The Smithereens, but this was 1960, twenty years earlier.


The Best Food in the World?

Our host prepares the primi course.

When traveling in Italy, I am aware of the cultural differences in subtle ways.  I notice that the urban landscape is not littered with franchise restaurants.  Yes, McDonald’s has a presence, but it is a small one.  There do not appear to be nationwide Starbucks or Dairy Queen-equivalent chains;  instead, local proprietors set up espresso bars and gelato shops.  When Italians go out to eat, they don’t ask what ethnic cuisine to seek.  There are few non-Italian options (mostly Asian), because Italians just can’t find anything better than their own.  And they have good reason to think so.

Here is a sampling of the food we enjoyed during this trip.


Ticket to Ride

At the train station, Poldi triggers a loud Italian discussion ranging from train schedules to politics.

We decided against driving our car to central Naples, our experiences in the suburbs and countryside were harrowing enough.  We took the train, hiking to the next town, Torre del Greco, to the train station.  We purchased tickets and found ourselves on a platform on one side of the tracks.  My sense of east-west was that we should be on the other, so I asked Poldi how she knew which was the one we should be on.

The station markings were inadequate, so she approached a man to ask if this was the right platform to go to Naples.  It was a simple question, yes or no, but he gave a lengthy answer (in Italian of course, which I did not understand).  

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Ticket to Vesuvius

Entry to the park, and the trail to the top, involves an elaborate set of online transactions. It took us 30 minutes, and repeated appeals to the park staff for help, to navigate and procure the right credentials. These guys probably had it in minutes.

On learning that Vesuvius is overdue for its next eruption, we decided to go visit the famous volcano.  Who knows, it may be only weeks before it next erupts!

Getting to Vesuvius is a multi-step process.  You drive to a “parking area” (which is really one lane of a two lane road allocated to parking) at 800m elevation.  You pay for the parking.

Then you pay for a shuttle to take you to a foot trail entrance gate at 1000m. 

Then it becomes challenging.  Entry is by pre-sold tickets available online only.  This is a popular trail in a national park, and the park limits the number of hikers on the trail.  The tickets are sold out weeks in advance, but there is a “last minute” ticket mechanism, limited by the number of people on the trail at the moment.  They release ten tickets every half-hour or so, and to get one you must request, be approved, and purchase them on-site.

But there is no ticket agent at the gate to do this.  It is done online only.  We are near the summit of the volcano in a mountain wilderness area with limited cell phone connections and we need to go online somehow to do this.  

Recognizing this situation, the park set up a local wifi.  There is a poster at the entry gate (in Italian) that helps to connect to it.  Fortunately, I have my personal translator available.  This is the beginning of a lengthy process that included the following steps, nearly all of which required entering and re-entering your name, address, and email:

  1. Register to gain wifi access.
  2. Register to the national park system.  After doing so, confirm by responding to the email they send.
  3. Register to the ticket vendor.  This is a separate third party from the national parks.  Create a password and respond to another email to confirm.
  4. Register for tickets.  Request a date and time.  This page was very confusing; it was unclear how to do this.
  5. Provide payment- credit card credentials.
  6. Tickets are then issued.  But the web page does not display them.  Some other web page or background email contained links to them.

We needed assistance three or four times to get through these gauntlets, with Poldi speaking Italian with the park entry attendants and playing the “we’re old and don’t understand” card.

Eventually, we got it, and the ticket image with its barcode appeared on my phone, but then, presenting it at the gate turnstile, with its scanner, I could not place the phone in the correct position.  Once again, the attendant had to hold my phone in the right spot for me.  Sometimes it’s embarrassing to be a retired computer pioneer.


Navigating Naples

Our rented Fiat 500. I could fit in ok, but could not drive it.

On narrow European streets, smaller is better, so Poldi rented a Fiat 500 for our visit to Naples.   She paid extra so that we could both be drivers.  I was pleased that the seat could accommodate my long legs, and I looked forward to driving a manual transmission again.  Normally, I drive, she navigates, but as I attempted to pull out of the rental car lot, it became apparent that something was wrong.  I could not feather the clutch, and hitting the brake pedal caused the engine to rev.  My feet were too big to fit in the well, and my shoes were interfering with the side wall and the other pedals.  I could not drive this car!

Poldi came to the rescue.  Her dainty size-9 feet were compatible with the assumptions made by Fiat’s engineers, and she was able to drive to our accommodations.  I don’t measure up to her navigator skills, so I’m wondering if maybe all I need is a pair of fine Italian shoes to drive this car.

Driving the city streets in Italian traffic is harrowing.  Poldi is still getting accustomed to the Fiat’s clutch and gearbox, and I am on my learning curve as a navigator.  I am constantly annoyed at the “forward is up” dynamic orientation used by Apple Maps on my phone GPS display (why can’t I just set a preference for “north is up?”).  Somehow, we got through the Napoli traffic without incident, despite the best efforts of motorcycles weaving around cars and pedestrians.  I don’t see why there aren’t more collisions.

When we get past the city traffic and narrow winding streets, the roads remain narrow and winding, and in mountainous terrain sometimes with curves so tight they place large mirrors to provide a glimpse of approaching cars, uphill or downhill.

We marvel at the busses that require both lanes to make the turn.  Poldi encountered one.  The bus stopped.  Poldi stopped.  It was up to her to reverse and go up the road she was descending to provide clearance for the bus.  Unfortunately, the car slipped out of gear as she tried.  After several such false efforts and repeated slips, she had finally backed up enough for the bus to pass.

This album includes a photo of the little Fiat, and some pictures of the funky hostel where we stayed for a week. It was as you might envision: young people finding the most economical way to travel through foreign lands, engaging with each other as they prepare meals in the communal kitchen and philosophising over beer at night. We were the old hippies in the group, enjoying the virtual trip back to the sixties.


Crete- Windmills and Beaches

At the top of a mountain pass where the wind was strongest, they powered millstones for grinding wheat.

In the history of humans before engines and motors, which is pretty much all of civilization, everything had to be done by muscle, either human or animal, with the exception of a few locations where wind and water energy could be harnessed.  On Crete, in the fertile lands of the Lasithi Plateau, windmills were built to power millstones for grinding grain, and to pump water into irrigation canals (which of course were dug by hand).

We saw the remnants of old windmills, stone structures built where the wind was strongest, and windmills in fields, most of them no longer working, replaced by motor-driven pumps when electric power became available.

Our travels take us to another beach, Elafonisi, famous for its pink sand beaches.  It is very popular and we spent another afternoon in the sun.  There is no pink sand however, except for a small patch we discovered at the far side of the lagoon.

Pictures of this part of Crete are in this album:


Crete- The Minotaur’s Maze

It is my suspicion that the famous labyrinth at the Palace of Knossos (which held the Minotaur), was really just an adjective applied to the whole complex. Here is a reconstruction of it. What do you think?

As a young grade school student who had recently learned to read, I felt like the world had just opened up to me.  There was so much to know, and now that I could read books, it was all accessible.  I had a tightly specified and enforced bedtime, but my parents allowed a loophole around that rule:  I could stay up for a half-hour beyond, but only if I was reading.  

I consumed many books during this grace period, and among my favorites were stories of ancient Greek and Roman mythology.  At one time I could recite the Greek gods, their Roman equivalents, and knew their histories and backgrounds.  I knew the important venues for the stories as well:  the Oracle of Delphi, Hercules and the Augean stables, and the Labyrinth of Knossos, where the Minotaur was held captive.

This is my knowledge of Crete as we arrived:  this is where the Minotaur lived!  And where Theseus ultimately slew it.

We visited the excavated remnants of the palace of Knossos.  It was a dominating center of influence for centuries, but after millennia, it is now rubble.  Archeologists have recovered amazing artifacts from it and other influential sites, which are beautifully displayed in the Archaeological Museum in Heraklion.  Check out the photos contained in this album.

After visiting the museum, we took a day trip to Matala, a beautiful seaside town in the south of Crete.  It had been discovered in the 60s by popular musicians, who would come here to escape their lives of celebrity, and do the things that rock and roll musicians liked to do.  Which also included writing music.  This is the place where Joni Mitchell crafted much of her famous “Blue” album, and she is still celebrated and honored.  The hippie vibe still lives here.

We had no intent of spending an entire afternoon at the beach, but that is what happened.  We can see why this place is so appealing.  You can see a few photos in this album as well.


Italy, a Return to a Second Home

Poldi with Italian sisters Cetta, Rossella, and Cetta’s husband Carlo on a hike through the town of Macugnaga in the northern Italian Alps.

I’ve had the pleasure of touring Italy twice before, each time accompanied by my partner, now wife, Poldi, as guide and translator.  She lived there, acquired the language, and acquired a host family during her time as an AFS exchange student.  She returned every few years to keep her connections strong.

With COVID, our plans to visit were cancelled.  And the years since have been filled with other events, so it was almost a matter of urgency as Poldi made travel plans to visit this year.  And as long as we are there, why not make up for the lost trip to see Pompeii?

Here is a collection of photos of Poldi’s Italian home, her Italian sisters, and our outings in this northern area that includes the Italian Alps.  Other albums contain the trip to Naples and Pompeii. 


A Tourist Visits the Statue of Liberty

I had been to New York City a few times in my life.  Each was somewhat accidental: a business trip, a delivery of childhood possessions to children who had grown, and a trip to witness a career accomplishment (a film festival screening) of one of them.  Each had a primary purpose, and there was inadequate time to explore the vast experiences that New York City offers.  I was not able to be a sightseeing tourist.

This occasion was different.  There was no preset agenda or itinerary; we were taking the opportunity to spend a few days with Poldi’s son Shal’s family living in Brooklyn before beginning our travels to Europe.  Poldi asked me if there was anything I’d like to do while we were visiting.  

Well, I was always curious about the structure and construction of the world’s tallest sculpture (for a hundred years), the Statue of Liberty.  Could I climb the spiral staircase inside?

Despite having lived in New York since attending film school twenty years ago, Shal had never visited the famous landmark.  This sounded like a great outing to him.  Since there were tourist ferries every twenty minutes to it, we could just show up at the dock and tag along.  

It turns out that it is not as simple as catching a subway train, and we had to pre-register for a position on the ferry.  Security checks were involved before boarding.  And if you wanted to go on the tour of its interior, sign up a month ahead.  I would not get in this trip (probably for the better, based on the claustrophobia I might suffer).

It was a wonderful experience.  Liberty Island is as beautiful as the sculpture it hosts.  I have pictures of it in this album of our New York City segment of this trip.